Who is TomatoPundit?
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What is TomatoPundit?
Really?
When is TomatoPundit?
Whenever you want, because, you know, it’s a blog and you’re on the Interwebs.
Where is TomatoPundit?
Well, that’s a bit easier. Right here, of course!
Oh. That’s what you meant. Sorry.
The pundit lives in Tomato City, California, otherwise known as Sacramento, Sacratomato, River City, Fort Sacramento, Almond Capital of the World, Big Tomato, Camellia City, City of Trees, Sactown, “the Most Holy Sacrament of the Body and Blood of Christ”, and, as of 2002 anyway, “America’s most ethnically and racially integrated city.” See Wikipedia, because it’s the encyclopedia of choice in the Interwebs Age.
Why is TomatoPundit?
Because. Or, if you prefer, why not?
How is TomatoPundit?
I’m doing fine, thank you. How are you?
